Copy from KurobaFox1412
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying, "Damn we messed up.... but man that was fun!"
FRIENDS: Never see you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff for so long they forget it is yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you complete with quotes, but would never actually do it.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if the crowd is doing it.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Will come in and say, "I'm Home!"
FRIENDS: Will scold the person who was mean to you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will chose between knocking them down, or knocking them out!
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal (copy and paste) this like I did.
"FRIENDS will help you move. REAL FRIENDS help you move bodies!!!"